Good.As everyoneknowsEnglishisadifficult language tobespoken(atleastfor me). ImaginethedifficultyfortheJapaneselanguageinwhichitdoes nothave pronunciation!I'm speaking fromexperiencewhenIlivedinJapan there was talk"English-Japanese"heard...
I givethisvideoas an example.
Shimura Ken isapopularcomedianin Japan,.
Forthose whodid notunderstandthe video (whichI thinkmeansunlikely)theEnglish teacherisaJapaneseand their students are Americans...And whenheaskshisstudents readthe sentences,whichobviouslyreadright,hecorrectsthemwith the famous"English-Japanese""..
One well known fact about classic horror movies is that almost everyone dies. That’s great for the audience, but what if you are a character in the movie? Do you really want to be hacked, slashed, dismembered, beheaded, eaten, possessed, or experience one the many other gruesome ways to die? Fear no more. This are some tips that may help you, or at least make you live a little longer.
1. Don't Ever Investigate Or Say You'll "Be Right Back"
Thirsty? Ask for a sip of someone else's drink. Forgot something in the woods? Cut your losses. Hear a strange noise in the basement? Pretend you don't. Whatever you do, just don't announce a quick detour from your group or it'll be your swan song. The "I'll be right back" trope has become such a horror flick death scene precursor that viewers almost find themselves rooting for the masked assailant to punish the never-to-returnee. No, you won't be right back. You'll be bloody and hanging from the garage door's doggy hole.
2. Turn Around, Because It's Always Behind You
While hiding from the deranged, knife-wielding thing of evil, you might ask yourself, "Where is it?" Answer: Right behind you. Learn from those who have gone before you. In The Silence of the Lambs, FBI trainee Clarice Starling at least had the foresight to bring a gun into the sadistic serial killer's lair. Clarice barely made it out of the basement alive. You won't.
3. Never Watch A Horror Movie When You're In One
If your slasher movie night starts to seem eerily autobiographical, immediately turn on the lights and make sure all the kitchen knives are accounted for. If there have been any recent reports of asylum breakouts or mysterious demonic rituals, stay away from scary movies. You're probably in one. Actually, stay away from all screens.
4. Make Sure Your Car is Always in Perfect Working Order
If you're able to escape that masked killer, remember that cars typically aren't reliable. Battery life always yields to the strange and inconvenient horror time continuum, a force that's always sure to leave you stranded in your moment of need. Or in your moment of zombie horde attack. Before leaving the driveway, make sure you bring an extra set of keys (the first are sure to be lost during the initial attack) and consider a preemptive visit to a mechanic...who is probably an axe murderer anyway.
5. Don't Ever Split Up, Ever!
Most of us learned this lesson as 5-year-olds, shaking our heads at reruns of Scooby Doo as Shaggy and Scooby ran in circles away from spooks while the rest of the gang gathered clues. Those that didn't might end up, being picked off one by one by the movie monster of the week. "Strength in numbers" might be a tired cliche, but its more appealing than "dead as a doornail."
6. When Haunted, Just Move Out of the Damn House
If you (or one of your children) can offer any kind of credible proof that the grand old house you just purchased for cheap is haunted, drop the caulk gun and get out. We've seen too many families attempt to stick a haunting out: The Amityville Horror, The Shining, Paranormal Activity. Your attempts to shun the dead will prove futile as evil spirits use you for a nice game of possess and kill. Just sell the house and take the loss, okay?
7. Wear Comfortable Shoes
Received any threatening phone calls lately? Any cryptic messages scrawled in blood after the murder of your best friend? You're probably next. Fright nights rarely allow for wardrobe changes, so wear comfortable footwear the first time around, even for formal events. As much fun as it is watching Sarah Michelle Gellar attempt to run from a hook-wielding fisherman in a beauty pageant getup, it doesn't mean you should repeat her mistakes. Combat boots only, ladies.
8. Avoid Proms and All Other High School Parties
I bet you remember Carrie. Proms should be avoided at all costs, in case of vampire attack, revenge killings or the occasional prom queen who possesses the ability to slaughter with her mind. Large gatherings of teenagers are like cat nip for the murderously inclined, so why heighten the appeal with boutonnieres and push up bras? Don't go to the prom. The pictures are always bad anyway.
9. Always Assume Your Attacker Is Still Alive
Ah yes, the suspenseful conclusion. If you're lucky enough to make this far you've probably pulled some highly unrealistic Rambo move on your killer at the last second. Your attacker lies motionless on the floor. You let out a big sigh of relief and let your guard down. Big mistake. Zombieland covers what to do in these situations with a move called "the double tap." Always deliver a second fatal blow to ensure your assailant is dead because they'll surely always come back for more.
10. Keep Your Pants On
If you have sex, you die. In teen horror movies, those who couple off for a lusty moment or two usually end up losing more than their shirts. Friday the 13th features an entire cast of randy teen camp counselors who are dismembered one by one as they sneak off to earn the film its R rating, most only living a few minutes past their trysts before they're greeted with an ax to the face. If you want to up your odds of survival, keep your virginity intact and your clothes on. As Psycho proved, even showers aren't safe. Best to bathe clothed.
So here ends the public service list of ways to survive horror movies situations. And a quick tip to recognize monsters: Vampires don't shine. Fairies does. period.
Friday, a music by young artist Rebecca Black was elected by Times Magazine as worst music ever. It described the song as a “train wreck” and the video as “hilariously dreadful”.But the music is really the worst? Some people disagree this... See others options...
1. Armi Ja Danny - I Want To Love You Tender
Nice, no? The dancers are so cute (look the hump's boy at 1:38)... and the car that going to the moon at the end is the better. But this music isn't the first, and isn't the last too... see some more....
2. Steklovata - Noviy God
Hey... look to the smallest blond boy... he don't have rhythm.... the boy with yellow sweater trying no laught at 00:24, the animated background with colorful snowflakes... it's amazing!
P.S.: in portuguese, is easy find parodies of this song... search 9999-GOLD on Youtube... (H)
3. Jan Terri - Losing You
Oh! God! This music is impossible listen to the end.... the enthusiasm, the glamour (she have a limousine!), the detuning the pretty singer (look this hair, this noise!!!!!!)... everything... is a desaster.
Hey.. I know this woman.... Where did I see?
Oh yeah .D
4.Right Said Fred - I`m Too Sexy
Oh! My God! It's so sexy... kkkkkk... I never pay attention on this music... Jesus Christ! Is ridiculous!!!! "I do my little turn on the catwalk...I shake my little tush on the catwalk"... Is Gay, no sexy ;D
5.Lipps Inc - Funky Town
Ok... this music is funny... but this clip is idiot. the singer playing statue at 00:30, the dance... is letal. Man! try listen this song twice in a row... is impossible... is certain death...
Well. it's all folks... if yours agree or desagree, write in the comments below....
Zakk Wylde is known for his use of Gibson Les Paul Custom model guitars with a"bulls-eye" graphic on them, a design he used to deliberately differentiate himself visually from Randy Rhoads- who was also frequently identified by his white Les Paul Custom. Interestingly, one of Wylde's favorite stage guitars of late is a replica of Rhoads' Flying V. The "bulls-eye" paint job was originally supposed to look like the spiral from the movie "Vertigo", but when it came back incorrect from the luthier, he liked the result and stuck with it.
RockinRio isamusical eventdesignedbyaBrazilian businessmancalled RobertoMedina. The firstedition happened betweenthe11th and 20thJanuary of1985inRio de Janeiro,where he came fromhisname.
For theoccurrenceofthe eventwasbuiltthebiggest stageso far, two largefast food and two shopping center,theplace
became known asRockCity.Already inthefirstedition, ithad va
rious international artists,makingitagreat event.It wasin 2004thatthe event
has becomeinternationally recognizedand sincethenhe has hadhisissuesout of Brazil.
AC DC, ROCK in RIO 1985
Thisyearwillhappenthe 4theditionof the RockinRioinBrazil. Between 23th September and 2th October, the Rio de Janeiro willreceivevariousnational and international artiststo
performthis greatparty.
Thefestivalwill featurealargestructureconsistingofa principal stage, world stage, and a smaller stage called sunset stage. It will also have the eletronics tend with the best dj's national and international, the space fashion with parades combining music and fashion, and some toys as tyrolean, ferris wheel, free fall and others.
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